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Funny stuff
The differences between metal:
HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and f**** the princess.
POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and f**** her.
FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave...without the princess.
VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f**** the princess and kills her, then leaves.
BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, f**** the princess and kills her.Then he f**** the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he f**** the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f**** it for the last time.
GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.
PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the Heavy Metal protagonist.
INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone's screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.
CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "Sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."
GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.
BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footmen, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.
NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, he gets eaten. The princess
is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.
Sorry for masked swears. Post other funny stuff here
HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and f**** the princess.
POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and f**** her.
FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave...without the princess.
VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f**** the princess and kills her, then leaves.
BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, f**** the princess and kills her.Then he f**** the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he f**** the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f**** it for the last time.
GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.
PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the Heavy Metal protagonist.
INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone's screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.
CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "Sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."
GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.
BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footmen, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.
NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, he gets eaten. The princess
is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.
Sorry for masked swears. Post other funny stuff here
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Here goes another one:
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Pastor of Puppets:
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come on guys, don't you know any funny stuff
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I don't really know if this is funny but here is couple "funny" pics.
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Christian...that is really funny
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I just want to share this madness with you guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbTC7NHPc5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbTC7NHPc5A
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go and enlighten yourselves about any topic imaginable in a fun way:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4p1Qjhnr4g&feature=related lol. No
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That thing with tomko rocks
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Versions of Spinaroonie:
1. Spinaroonie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pvdlJBsd0o
2. Kanearoonie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqXoJn9ZmS8&NR=1
3. Edgearoonie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4HeDW0Q1_Y
4. Christianaroonie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyq6x2xdsss&NR=1
5. Dorkaroonie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCpd-XxDXIc (me personal fav )
1. Spinaroonie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pvdlJBsd0o
2. Kanearoonie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqXoJn9ZmS8&NR=1
3. Edgearoonie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4HeDW0Q1_Y
4. Christianaroonie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyq6x2xdsss&NR=1
5. Dorkaroonie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCpd-XxDXIc (me personal fav )
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Lol got loads more.
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lol there so funny ^ there loads of them
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Lol just been browsing through the pics and saw that one. Read ya PM's please.
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That was hilarious Khaoz. I liked it alot.
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Sorry for the bad words
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go and chat with a bot AI bot: http://international.jabberwacky.com/george
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Wtf is that, it's freaky and I can't speak to it.
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I fixed it rock, and now server seems to be in quite good shape. You can try again
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Omfg that is so freaky!
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Wanna be a gangster?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khFhF64P3VQ&feature=related
Rotfl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khFhF64P3VQ&feature=related
Rotfl
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