Talking with Sad man

[shpap]

*sHpAp's hip-hop music hits the arena an he slowly makes his way into the ring.He already has a mic in his hand.He puts the mic to his mouth and begins to speak*

-I wanna call out the sad man for a talk.So what do you say Sad man?

[The Sad Man]

minutes pass.

shpap starts wondering whether the universal champion heard him. then the sad man's music starts to play, and out comes the universal champion, with his title belt around his waist.

"so......what can i do fer you, mate? are ya askin' fer an autygraph? i ain't givin' 'em fer free."

[shpap]

"sHpAp rises his eyebrow (OOC:sorry The rock) and says"
-Finally you decided to come here.I want to ask you about your title reign.I just can't think that an one man could keep one title for so long.Just look at you opponents:Kenny,Robert,Da boss.And some others,including me.I had fought with you and you damaged my neck.How do you train?Is mental training or body training?Or both?There are so many things that are a mystery to me.Can you answer my questions?

[The Sad Man]

the universal champion smiles. it's not a pleasant smile.

"wellllll, ya call me outs of me very busy schedule - and bein' the universal champion is a very busy job - to ask me 'bout me secrets. and if that ain't enough, you actually feel insulted that i didn't come out here right away."

the universal champion shakes his head. it appears he is wondering if he should chew out shpap, or just forego the talk and punch his lights out. surprisingly, he sounds friendly when he continues talking.

"but ya asked a simple question. so.....if ya wanna be like me, shpap.....use pishab. drink as much of it as ya can. you can find it at them ethnic and new age health shops. pishab contains lotsa vitamins and minerals, and it be all-natural tonic. it looks like apple juice, and you should drink it warm. now if you'll be excusin' me, the universal champion has got a lotta other stuff to do. so you're welcome."

the champion walks up the aisle and returns to the back, not bothering to wait for shpap's response.

[Robert Conrey]

???: "Or... let me explain you another trick Shpap"

The crowd seem puzzled as they look toward the stage, where Robert Conrey is standing with a mic

Robert: "It's a simple one... Just take on some lower wrestler, that are promising, yeah, but not veteran as you. Then run with your tail between the legs from real challenges"

He smirks toward the Sad Man

Robert: "What I keep seeing is you cheap shotting or brawling you contender, Da Boss, but why I never seen you in some real fair action? Last time you made the mistake of coming in a match of mine. I tell you something, don't do that mistake again or the next man that will ruin a match of yours, won't be Da Boss, it will be me. Trust me, the Detroit DeathLock hurts really bad"

[shpap]

*sHpAp looks at robert*

-What a...?Why are you here.Do you think that you are so good.Do you think that you have the best move.Id you are so "good" why i can't see a title on your shoulder.It's an invisible one?Look at you.Read my lips: Y-O-U S-U-C-K!

*fans cheer*

[Robert Conrey]

[OOC: And you are face? =| ]

Robert: "Oh, I suck, well, last time I checked, you have not a title, you have not beaten me, and I'm here to talk to Sad Man, not you, If I suck, man, you suck too"

Robert Conrey grins while crowd laughs

Robert: "Before say somebody that he suck, you better be ready to bring it on, and honestly, I don't think you are ready. Or you are?"

[shpap]

*sHpAp looks at robert with an angry face*

-Like the rock:"Bring it on!"

[Robert Conrey]

Robert smirk and looks to shpap

Robert: "Next show, you will get a lessons about respect. Until then, exercise yourself to tap out, I want to hear it loud and clear"

Robert heads back in the backstage, sending the crowd wild doing the "Rocking" gesture

[shpap]

*sHpAp gets angry and runs to beat robert up.He disappears backstage after robert*

[Chriso]

Robert is seen walking into the Uprising Dressing Room.
Shpap knowing better than just running in bangs on the door.

Chriso answers towering over Shpap looking down at him.
He looks at the door and then at Shpap

Chriso: Dont ever bang on our door....
Unless you want us to bang your head against it.
Now what do you want?

[shpap]

*sHpAp waits a moment to recover and then says to chriso*
-I'd love to see that.Only if you can.Now go and plan how to beat the empire.

[Chriso]

Chriso stares down at Shpap eyes wide.

Chriso: Dont tempt us.
Empire are not as big a threat as they used to be...
They are losing their titles fast and some arguments are forming in themselves....
They are heading for Damnation.
Now what do you want?...
You didnt just bang on our door to tell us to plan genst the empire

*Chriso stands there looking down at Shpap is hand tightening on the door handle*

[shpap]

-I was following Robert,a member of the uprising.He wants a match at the next show.I just wanted to give him a sample.

[Chriso]

Chriso loosens his grip on the handle

A sample?...Of what?
Your gonna beat yourself up here?
sighs and calls into the Locker room
Robert....You have a visitor

Chriso walks deeper into the Locker room out of sight while Shpap waits for Robert

[shpap]

*sHpAp looks at robert*

-Hey this is not fair.1 on 1 at the next show.

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