A Few Decisions

[The Sad Man]

we are inside the general manager's office. instead of a.c. ellington, we see a frail old lady seated behind an ornate executive's table.

"hello. the general manager's office has been asked about the volatile situation between the universal champion, the sad man, and the no. 1 contender to that title, da boss. especially after what happened on our last show. i would like to take this time to say in no uncertain terms that effective immediately, da boss and the sad man would be suspended for 30 days should either man initiate physical interactions with the other. in other words, neither the sad man nor da boss should stand near each other unless it's a sanctioned destiny wrestling match."

"the next order of business is shadow warrior vs fallen angel. after weeks of weighing his options, fallenangel has agreed to a match versus shadow warrior. their....issues....will be decided in a last man standing match."

"finally, both the empire and the uprising have been involved in a long, bloody war since the day destiny wrestling started it operations. it is decided that they will settle their feud once and for all this coming tuesday. both factions will compete in a 4 vs 4 stable match, with the losing group disbanding. may the best team win this tuesday."

fade out.